Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Dear New York Times....

A lot of peple have blogged about America's 'paper of record' with respect to their incredibly bad decision in hiring neocon douchebag Bill Kristol as an Op-ed columnist. Sorry Old Gray Lady, you are now the Old Gray Nag in the Glue Factory..

Here is my letter telling Editor Bill Keller that his paper under no uncertain terms, HAS LOST ME AS A READER period.

please feel free to comment and steal - I am encouraging it. More people need to tell him that his decision to hire this creep was "not a very smart one."

(ps: as an animal lover, I would never send a horse to the Glue Factory, but I would send Kristol and the Times)

January 2, 2008
Mr. Bill Keller
Executive Editor
The New York Times
620 Eighth Avenue
New York, NY 10018

Dear Mr. Keller:

As a high school student in metropolitan New York during the early 1970’s, one of the principal methods of teaching students about world and current events (being way before anyone ever heard or dreamt of the internet) was by assigning projects that involved researching the local newspapers – both current issues and on those on microfiche. The one newspaper that was universally recognized by teachers as the best source for data and information was The New York Times. I distinctly remember one teacher stating that the Times was really not a local paper, but the most influential voice in all of America. I also was told by my parents (also loyal readers) that the Times was ‘the Old Gray Lady’ of journalism and that it was really “the best place to get the most accurate and current information” since it had “all the news that was fit to print.” What a terrific way to build a strong and loyal base -- and in my case – it worked. For 35 years I have been a loyal and 7-day reader of the Times -- through good times and tragic events, prize-winning journalism and questionable reporting -- my loyalty was never tested. I did not think it was possible than anything would make cease reading ‘the paper of record.’ Guess what – it is possible.

The following is part of a recent press release from The New York Times:

William Kristol Named New York Times Columnist

NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Dec. 29, 2007--The New York Times announced today that beginning Monday, January 7, William Kristol will write a weekly column for its Op-Ed page.

"We are thrilled to add Bill Kristol's distinctive voice to our Op-Ed page," said Andrew Rosenthal, editorial page editor. "He is a captivating writer and keen observer of the political landscape. His work will undoubtedly be provocative in this election year."

Mr. Kristol is editor of the influential Washington-based political magazine, The Weekly Standard. Widely recognized as one of the nation's leading political analysts and commentators, Mr. Kristol regularly appears on Fox News Sunday and on the Fox News Channel.


Not something I ever expected to read if I do say so myself. I fully understand the need for a newspaper to bring a semblance of balance to opinion, editorial and even news-based stories. The Times (among many other leading newspapers) has often been accused of being part of a “liberal media bias.” To the paper’s credit, it has brought on various (and controversial) writers, as well as encouraging regular columnists to take on all sides. This has allowed for some lively discussions in both columns and letters – all the time knowing that a large portion of your regular audience finds those said columnists to be on the ‘unsound’ side of the political spectrum. However for this loyal and daily reader, the hiring of Mr. Kristol (who recently just ‘resigned’ from Time Magazine) has pushed the Times over a journalistic boundary that I find personally reprehensible and has me questioning how much integrity and conviction actually exists within your editorial staff.

Let me give a few examples of Mr. Kristol’s ‘mainstream’ opinions:
  • Iran halting its nuclear weapons program is “another feather in the cap for Iraq invasion.”
  • The U.S. should “put everything” behind Iraq escalation so we can bomb Iran and Syria.“Sober, serious” people want over 100,000 troops in Iraq when Bush leaves office.
  • Let’s “stretch our Army and Marines” for “another year or so” in Iraq.
  • A presidential pardon for Scooter Libby would remove the “cloud hanging over his White House and over the war.”
  • College men are “very happy” that Plan B will now be sold over-the-counter because they can have “a wild night” and “the burden is off them.”
  • On SCHIP veto: “I’m happy that the President’s willing to do something bad for the kids. ”
  • Al Gore “got the Nobel Peace Prize for bloviating about global warming.”
I would not exactly call those ‘opinions’ from Mr. Kristol the expression of a reasonable and astute journalist. Let’s take a look at a few more:
  • Kristol suggested that Saddam Hussein could do more harm to the United States than Al Qaeda had: "we cannot afford to let Saddam Hussein inflict a worse 9/11 on us in the future."
  • Kristol claimed that inspection and containment could not work with Saddam: "No one believes the inspections can work."
  • Kristol said that a war in Iraq "could have terrifically good effects throughout the Middle East."
  • Kristol stated, "we can remove Saddam because that could start a chain reaction in the Arab world that would be very healthy."
  • Kristol wrote that Secretary of State Colin Powell at an upcoming UN speech would "show that there are loaded guns throughout Iraq" regarding weapons of mass destruction. (Note: it turned out that everything in Powell's speech was wrong.)
  • Kristol’s arguments for war against Saddam: "He's got weapons of mass destruction. At some point he will use them or give them to a terrorist group to use...Look, if we free the people of Iraq we will be respected in the Arab world....France and Germany don't have the courage to face up to the situation. That's too bad. Most of Europe is with us. And I think we will be respected around the world for helping the people of Iraq to be liberated."
  • Kristol dismissed concerns that sectarian conflict might arise following a US invasion of Iraq: "We talk here about Shiites and Sunnis as if they've never lived together. Most Arab countries have Shiites and Sunnis, and a lot of them live perfectly well together." He also said, "Very few wars in American history were prepared better or more thoroughly than this one by this president." And he maintained that the war would be a bargain at $100 to $200 billion. The running tab is now nearing half a trillion dollars.
On EVERY SINGLE point above, William Kristol was DEAD WRONG. And this is the man you have chosen to write an Op-ed column for “America’s paper of record?” Lets take a look at another subject your new employee has ‘opined’ about:

  • After the New York Times in 2006 disclosed a secret Bush administration program to monitor international banking transactions, Bill Kristol said this:
I think it is an open question whether the Times itself should be prosecuted for this totally gratuitous revealing of an ongoing secret classified program that is part of the war on terror. [Fox News, 7/2/06]

I think the Justice Department has an obligation to consider prosecution. [Fox News, 6/25/06]

And this is the kind of respect William Kristol has shown for your readers (including me):
It’s no accident that The New York Times has to have a special reporter assigned to the conservative beat. They cover it sort of like a foreign country, to explain to the editors and the readers of The New York Times what’s going on in that strange world of conservative America, which is two-fifths of the country. [Fox News, 5/30/04]

Colin Powell is not a New York Times liberal, you know. Colin Powell is for a strong, assertive American foreign policy. [Fox News, 7/28/02]
William Kristol also wrote this in a 2003 Weekly Standard piece about his new employer:
Still, the simple truth is that a great democracy like ours deserves a first-rate newspaper of record. And The New York Times isn’t it.

Fundamental regime change at The New York Times is not in the cards. Inspections and sanctions won’t work. Even the French can’t help. The Times is irredeemable. The question is whether a new newspaper of record will replace it.

After reading that laundry list of falsehoods and arrogance, I do not know if Mr. Kristol would have been hired by the National Enquirer, no less the Times. Yes, Mr. Kristol is a smart, affable gentleman who can roll with the punches, take a joke (as seen by his appearances on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart), fight back when he needs to, defend his often indefensible positions and generate the kind of controversy you are obviously going for. But while asking for all of those things you run the risk of alienating a large pool of readers that find Mr. Kristol a dangerous columnist who is often spouting erroneous and dubious facts to impart his agenda. And as for those readers, how about the circulation for the Times:


Avg
Year Daily Circ
1998 1,110,143
2001 1,151,047
2004 1,133,763
2007 1,120,420


So in 10 years, the circulation of the Times has grown a whopping 10,277 copies/day or 0.9%. And to note, a significant chunk of those readers are over the age of 60, not the demographic group many advertisers (which support the operations of the paper) find attractive. Comparing your circulation to Daily Kos, one of the larger liberal news blogs on the internet.

Year Page Views
2002 14,206,000
2007 206,000,000

Yes I understand the medium and the measurement systems are different. But the point is blogs like Daily Kos have seen explosive growth in readership, while ‘traditional’ news outlets like The New York Times have seen no growth to severe declines in readership over the same period. In addition most of the blogs (liberal or conservative) have users that are in the advertiser-coveted 18 to 49 age range, a demographic group newspapers are sorely lacking in. Oh, and let us not forget what Mr. Kristol had to say about the founder of Daily Kos, Markos Mouslitas:

[he] is the “left-wing blogger who was not respectable three or four years ago.”
Mr. Mouslitas is now a contributor to Newsweek Magazine. I guess that and 206,000,000 page views are not all that respectable in Mr. Kristol’s eyes.

So after 35 years, my relationship with The New York Times as my primary source for news, entertainment, information and advertisements comes to a screeching halt. (and FYI, I am still in the demographic group your advertisers desire, an adult between the ages of 25 and 54, who buys things, and has an income an advertiser could consider as ‘upscale’). Despite my admiration for most of the work you do, the terrific features and sections (like Science, Home, Dining and Real Estate) I have looked forward to reading each week, I find the decision to hire William Kristol, even for only one column per week, so offensive that I cannot keep ‘the Old Gray Lady’ as part of my news-reading stable.

In my eyes you are giving valuable word space (and more important - credibility) to a very dangerous and troubling columnist. I find that unacceptable. With so many choices to get news from these days, the Times will now be one less on the list that I read and peruse each day. I would bet that my sentiments are echoed throughout a large segment of your loyal readers. And while you might not miss this one reader, I would bet your advertisers will. In addition to the Times receiving this letter, I am sending a copy of this letter to the CMOs of your 10 biggest advertisers as well, just to let them know that they have one less potential consumer due to the hiring of Mr. Kristol.

In addition, I will be finding a radio station other than WQXR-FM to keep on at home. It is time to try a different form of music as well. Thank you for your 35 years of ups and downs – it was well worth the trip. But as William Shakespeare so succintly put it “parting is such sweet sorrow.” I wish you, your staff and your new columnist well in future.

Respectfully,



cc: Catherine J. Mathis, VP Corporate Communications

New York Times 10 biggest advertisers (non-Movie)
1. Verizon
2. Macy’s
3. Bloomingdale’s
4. Sprint
5. T-Mobile
6. American Express
7. Liberty Travel
8. Kohl’s
9. Dell Computers
10. Chase Bank


Sources for quotes and data: Radio Left, The New Progressive, The New York Times, Huffington Post, Think Progress, Daily Kos.

30 comments:

Dusty said...

I must say...I damn near shat myself when I saw that they had hired that immense fuckwit.

Perhaps the price for that whore was cheap? ;)

Christopher said...

DCup,

As I wrote on my own blog:

The once mighty "paper of record," has watched its reputation deteriorate in recent years after a series of missteps and scandals, beginning with the faux journalist Jason Blair mess, followed by the Judith Miller fracas, and the disasterous fee subscription service.

Things have become so bad at the Times that according to editorial page editor Andy Rosenthal, the paper has annointed William Kristol “a serious, respected conservative intellectual.”

Sure Andy, and George W. Bush is Winston Churchill.

Randal Graves said...

Now that's an LTE. I bet their next hire is a incarcerated cannibal. I mean, that's the direction they're going, so why not go all out.

DCup said...

Wow. DCap. You just did more research and investigative journalism in your opinion piece than Kristol has ever done for anything.

I mean, I get that Kristol is a pundit and not a journalist, but the extent of his research is to stick his finger up another PNAC member's ass and see if there are any weapons of mass destruction there.

If the answer is no, it's time for us to invade another country. So says Kristol.

Chris said...

If they were smart, they'd hire you, DC, with writing like that. Great letter!

Kristol!(shaking head)

The Future Was Yesterday said...

"Controversy" has replaced quality as a goal of all the MSM. As for the NYT, and any print media, as well as visual or audio, I have to hear anything confirmed by at least three different sources before I give it any credibility. Their own credibility has sank that low. If they told me the sky was falling, I'd go look to see how far, and how much.

Mathman6293 said...

I can't add anything other than to say very well said.

Morse said...

Who's next....all of the Kagans?

FranIAm said...

Wow! I remember first learning about Kristol many years ago, when our VP was a certain village idiot of his own right, Dan Quayle.

There was a piece in the NYT that basically showed how Kristol had pushed Quayle along. It put both Quayle and Kristol in a negative light.

Fast forward- grab the vomit bag and ponder about what paper I might read.

Oddly enough, our little Times Union in Albany is a surprisingly good paper for a market of this size. Being the state capital there is a good political reporting and they have a strong track record of investigative reporting.

Mary Ellen said...

dcap- that was an excellent letter! It's getting more and more difficult to find real news anymore. When I first heard they were hiring Kristol I thought it was a joke, difficult to believe.

I'm hoping they lose more readership. And thanks for putting out their advertisers. As my dad always told me, "Hit 'em where it hurts, in the pocketbook."

Comrade Kevin said...

The belief inherent in mainstream discourse that the media is crawling with ultra-liberals so thus a conservative counterbalance is necessary---this same line of logic that led to the creation of Faux News--is the very same one responsible for Bill Kristol being hired as a columnist.

I have no problem with conservative commentary, but I have a massive problem with a combination of rumors, lies, fear-based rhetoric, and clear misinformation all under the guise of "objective commentary".

KELSO'S NUTS said...

This is the most important piece of media criticism that has been written at least in the past year. It is well-researched, well-presented, and I give D-CAPny an awful lot of credit for not resorting to invective.

Kristol joins quite a crew: Nagourney, Bumiller, Dowd, Wilgoren, Friedman, Healy, Gerth, Stolberg, Keller, Brooks, the cunt who does the science from a corporate perspective, Traub, Morgenson, Safire, Selena Roberts, Judy Miller, that weak, religious, war-mongering nepotist pussy Kristof...I know I've forgotten a bunch but I sure do remember A.M. Rosenthal and SHIRLEY CHRISTIAN. Is Shirley Christian still alive by the way? If so, "hey Shirley, how does Latin America look to you now, you sadist cunt?" If she's dead. I'm glad. If she's alive..."hey Shirley Martin Torrijos is President of Panama, nyah, nyah,, nyah, nyah, nyah!"

Fuckin Tissue Of Lies got a few good ones left: Risen, Rhoden, Krugman, Herbert, Rich, David Cay Johnston, Kaleef Sanneh or whatever the fuck he or she is called, John Rockwell, Diane Cardwell, Will Shortz...that's it, I'm out of good ones.

I live in Panama now and read La Prensa because I like the PRD and Panama America for balance. Thankfully, they don't even SELL the fucking TISSUE OF LIES in Panama. We get all the local papers and the CdP edition of the Miami Herald. That's fine by me.

Sometimes, I hate being right. I've been calling the New York Times THE TISSUE OF LIES since I began blogging over two years ago and the hiring of Kristol just confirms that.

That was the shrimp cocktail. Y'all ready for the prime rib? The fuckin Tissue Of Lies makes me ashamed to be Jewish! Why does it have to parrot AIPAC and the Jerusalem Post? What the fuck is wrong with Ha'aretz? Why did the Tissue Of Lies back the aborted coup against the duly elected Hugo Chavez? Guess who's still President Of Venezuela, assholes?

"Liberal Media" my grannie's left tit. I only wish they sold the fuckin Tissue Of Lies here so I could dry my fucking Angelito paste on Bill Kristol's first anti-drug column.

Finally, and it ain't libel if it's true, the boss's sister knows what Kelso's cock tastes like and Kelso knows what her cunt tastes like. Summer 1980, 5th Avenue and 97th Street. No? Try me.

Distributorcap said...

dusty - so did I, i dont have a problem with having conservative columnists -- at least Brooks does SOME homework on his columns (even if i disagree) -- Kristol is just a complete fucktard

Christopher-- i dont know what planet Andy Rosenthal lives on -- or Keller for thinking this would be "a good idea" -- we can attract some of the Post readers -- yeah right -- and not only is Bush the new Winston Churchill, Laura is Madame Curie and I am really Jimmy Carter

Randal -- i am assuming the next person we will see is "Michelle's Corner" with a little picture of a cheerleader as the avatar.logo.

DCup --- Kristol wouldnt even know where to find an asshole, cause his is all clogged up with Perle, Wolfowitz and Libby's

Chris --- i wouldnt work for them -- it would be a lateral move in the philosophical dept at this point (more details off record)

Future -- you are dead on correct -- i am expecting the left column one day to read "A Body that consisted only of a torso was found in a tavern where women dance without bras." After all they wouldnt want to be the Daily News or Post.

Math - thanks -- and this paper bills $1.5 BILLION+ each year...

Morse -- Malkin, Coulter, Morgan and Ingraham are next -- four Horseasses making up the Apocalypse

Fran -- anyone who worked for Quayle (whose wife Marilyn looked exactly like some cheap porno star from a movie i stole from my uncle as a kid) has about the same credibility as the Pakistani ISI's solving of the Bhutto murder. Quayle actually gives Bush a run for his money in stupidity -- no take that back. no one can possibily top Bush, not even Laura

ME -- when the bloggers wrote en masse to Ann COulter's advertisers after the Edwards is a fag line --- a lot of them pulled their ads --- i am one voice. but let Keller panic

CK -- Kristol is not a journalist -- he is a fucking liar period.

Kelso - what can I say? that was some compliment and diatribe against the old Gray Lady. much appreciated. i know if i started geting angry keller (or keller's secretary) would have blew his/her snot in it.

a friend of mine's father used to work for Safire at the Times -- he doesnt have anything nice to say about Bill except that Bill was good at Crosswords. Bilemiller is the worst of that bunch in many ways --- and i so glad her Condi book is tanking -- it is probably on the $1 table next to her pal Coulter's manure by now.

i will let you know if Bill writes back -- i doubt it

pissed in NYC said...

Kudos on the letter, DCap. I gave up on the Times in 2004. Judith Miller was the reason for me. Ok, I still check out Krugman, but I refuse to give them one click more.

That aside: have happy and prosperous New year.

Mauigirl said...

I've always read the Times and am very disappointed to hear they're hiring Kristol. I don't have a problem with reasonable conservative pundits - William Safire previously, and even David Brooks - but Kristol, to your point, crosses a line.

I don't think I'll stop reading it, but I do read everything with a grain of salt, because of the Judith Miller and Jason Blair stuff. I don't really trust any media anymore - I try to read a number of different sources for every story I am interested in. It's too bad we can't trust the Old Gray Lady.

Fran, interesting about the Times Union - used to get that paper when I was a kid up in a suburb of Rochester, NY. We got that and the Rochester Democrat & Chronicle.

You know what's a good newspaper? The Irish Times. Maybe I'll start reading that on line instead of getting the NY Times!

KELSO'S NUTS said...

D-CAPny:

Any old time. You know you are one of my main men. Someday if we're lucky we'll get to meet in NYC. Won't happen for another 4 years at the earliest, but we'll stay in touch. Maybe you'll meet my Old Man. I am the diplomat's diplomat compared to him. He didn't exactly grow up a Talmudic scholar. The stories would curl your hair. Not like Dutch Schultz or anything but not exactly Yeshiva bucher shit. He was a bad dude. And a depressed dude which made him dangerous.

He joined the US Navy, was accepted into Naval Intelligence and was able to build a life. My mother comes from the same "Our Crowd" bullshit as the owners of the Tissue do except my Mom's family decided to go into stuff like the arts, education and science so I grew up poor. Somewhere, there was a master plan, because I learned Spanish as a little kid in the neighborhood.

Now, they're self-made and so am I. When I split up with my 2nd wife, I split my time amongst a suite at the Chelsea, my folks' apartment, the Wynn/Las Vegas and a squat in the East Village. The week I'd stay with my folks, I'd always get a good laugh out of my mother and father taking turns reading the Tissue Of Lies aloud to each other lamenting how fucking right-wing "their" paper had become. "Fucking low-class Jews; I don't give a shit if they're German," was a common refrain from Kelso, Sr. As was "Nagourney, I hate that fucking cocksucker. Fuck Lieberman. Fuck Israel."

(Not that he or I think there's anything wrong with men sucking each others' cocks...my Dad just hates Republicans and meshumedim and isn't shy about non-PC insults!)

From dear sweet old Smith/Barnard/Columbia-educated Mom: "Judy Miller's a cunt; I hope she gets cancer in jail...send her ass away like they did to Lucy Goldberg. Bitch."

Never a dull moment at Chez Kelso and hating the current incarnation of the Tissue Of Lies is a big part of it. So is loving the Mets.

Spartacus said...

DCap - If this is how you're going to kick off the new year, I'm buying a ticket and strapping in for the ride. It makes me glad I read Newsday, which as tabloids go, is probably the best written of the other dailies outside of The Times. Thanks. Well done.

pissed off patricia said...

NYT lost me as a reader of their oped page a long time ago. I don't understand their plan, but it doesn't work for me.

IWMCB said...

Dear Distributor Cap:

If the New York Times was truly excited about hiring Billy K, why did they pick the slowest news week to make the announcement? I'll tell you why, because they know if they announced it this week, they would've lost alot more subscribers. Prediction...Rupert Murdoch will try to buy this one too.

Basically what I'm saying is that the NYTimes is now Gray Lady Down.

dguzman said...

Holy shit, I need a barfbag after reading about that idiot's "distinctive voice" and how he's a "captivating writer and keen observer of the political landscape. His work will undoubtedly be provocative in this election year." KEY WORDS found in that last sentence, eh, Rosenthal? Guess they're trying to up that .9% growth rate in their subscriptions or something. Talk about a complete collapse of a once-great paper.

Alicia Morgan said...

Right on, DCap. Have you noticed that all of the 'responses' to the people who write or e-mail the NYT with the complaint, not about Kristol's conservatism, but about the fact that he's Wrong. About. Everything. are answered with 'we want a variety of viewpoints'!

Yes, you must always balance truth with a lie - or it wouldn't be
'balanced', would it?

That non-answer is completely ignoring the question asked, which has nothing to do with what side of the political spectrum one is on, and everything to do with credibility. These buffoons refuse to address that issue, but switch their answer over to something that wasn't asked.

What, couldn't they get Katherine Harris?

The Old Gray Mare, she ain't what she used to be...

Dick Small said...

I don't really have anything to add on this one, I'm just enjoying hanging out, if that's okay...

Candace said...

Whoa - great letter! I was gonna say they should hire you to write for them, but someone beat me to it. I hope your letter goes viral and gets lots of exposure.

Marjorie said...

Excellent letter, sorry about your disappointment. It's weird isn't it, I mean with all of the competition from the internets you would think that Newspapers & MSM would lighten up and get with the program, but instead,they just keep regressing. Well, at least for awhile you had a good thing, we never had shit out here in San diego, it was always ultra conservative. The SF Chronicle isn't half bad though, and once in awhile the LA Times will surprise the heck out of you. As for Baja, heehee, forget it. La Jornada is good.

Still, excellent excellent letter !!

Dusty said...

Marjorie, if I may inteject here..

San Diego and Kern County are the two reddest area's of Cali. I know your pain. Our local rag as nothing even remotely resembling left of center.

There is very little to wring out of a situation such as ours..but to see the NYT stoop to this level..its heartbreaking.

But then, all newspaper circulations have been bottoming out the last couple of years..they are desperate.

Progressives don't read print news..and they know it..they must pander to the Rethug crowd, they still pay for a hard copy of their news. ;)

Matty Boy said...

Nice work, DCap. I've been in touch with several friends from the city and only one does not have steam pouring from her ears. I guess they think they need one unapologetic supporter of this war no matter what.

Better Kristol than Judy Miller, I suppose. Bad reporters are much worse than bad bloviators.

darkblack said...

DCap, I wish I could nail that letter to the door at 620 Eighth Ave...With Kristol's head under it.

Kudos.

Jen Clark said...

DCap, That was a great letter!

There was one part made me wince though. In order to correctly point out that Bill Kristol was wrong when he said that Mark Mouslitas was "not respectable", you use the fact that "Mr. Mouslitas is now a contributor to Newsweek Magazine" as proof. While I agree with the point that you make (which I interpreted to be that Kristol is a boob for dismissing the recent success of the blogosphere) I don't think we can any longer consider a person 'respectable' automatically because they write for Newsweek magazine. Newsweek just gave a column Karl Rove.

For the same reasons you are justifiably and beautifully expressing your rage at The New York Times, I wrote my cancellation letter to Newsweek magazine a few weeks ago.

Dale said...

You're brilliant Mr. Distributor Cap.

Micgar said...

excellent analysis of this type of situation. the MSM is always accused of being biased to the Left, but time and time again, we see that its really the other way around. Our local rightie (it reminds me of a print version of Fox News!) morning paper is the only daily news source in ABQ, NM ever since our evening Tribune closed. Where are the liberals/progressives in the MSM. It seems like balance, sanity, and truthfullness took a serious hit with the NYT hiring Kristol!