Saturday, November 7, 2009

As The Stomach Turns, Chapter 317

And now, another episode of....



When last we left the ladies of Wasilla, they were sitting around the Palin residence, staring at Russia and trying to figure how to nab men



Orly: Vhy do haf ze men haf birth certeeficates from Kenya, and the odder haf are heading to deaf panels.
Michele: That's death panels Orly. I don't know, where are all the men - in re-education camps? I need a man. I wish I could teabag like a man.
Sarah: [sensing Michele is not with the program]. Orly can you come take a whiz with me?

Sarah, sensing Michele is suffering from a certain kind of frustration


Sarah: Orly, what happened to your ears?
Orly: Itz from dwinking that tea.


One of the ladies puts some magical powder in the tea



After taking a leak, the three ladies gather round the table for some tea

Sarah: Boy this tea is good, must come from some good bags
Orly: It put hair on my chest and arms.
Michele: All of a sudden I have this urge to draw crowds to the Capitol steps.

Six Months later....


Michele: It is amazing the crowds I can now generate at those teabagging parties on the Capitol



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9 comments:

Jess Wundrun said...

Very nice. (I think Orly's feet are facing the wrong direction in the bathroom pic, tho.)

Christopher said...

Michelle's titties are a riot.

nonnie9999 said...

such huge boobs (you decide if i'm talking about the last pic or all 3 of the bimbos), and not one drop of the milk of human kindness. such irony.

Lockwood said...

Ewww! I had never seen that last photo of Michelle, and it inspired a bit of photoshoppery. Turns out it's not an original idea, but I still like the result.

Randal Graves said...

dcap, you win the booby prize. Don't get squished.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yipes!
Another hilarious installment.
I may never drink tea again.

Dusty said...

Holy fuckamoly dude!

libhom said...

I just woke up from a nightmare, and now I see this.

Yikes!

Dr. Zaius said...

Ack!