Monday, July 13, 2009

Something For Nothing

Now Government aint workin' that's the way you say it
You give ‘em Ronnie on network TV
Government ain't workin' that's the way you say it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Dire Straits (sort of)

The eight dreadful years of Ronald Reagan bequeathed a lot of legacies to the American population. A few examples would be (in no particular order):
voodoo economics, a complete silence on AIDs, Iran-contra, funding the Contras, Ollie North’s shadow government, tax cuts for the wealthy, drastic funding cuts for mental health programs, increased corporate welfare, the entrance of the religious right and Christian Coalition into national politics, outlawed the Soviet Union, shutting down air traffic when he broke PATCO, backing Saddam Hussein against Iran and declaring facts stupid things.
Ronald W. Reagan left a lot of fun things that were later made “new and improved” by an even bigger snake oil salesman - George W. Bush. When you shop at K mart, do not expect to get Tiffany’s - elect a moron, don’t expect Albert Schweitzer.

In a nutshell (so to speak) Ronald Reagan was dumber than the trees he said caused more pollution than cars.

But of all the shitty things done during this Reign of Ketchup as a Vegetable, perhaps the worst legacy of Ronald Reagan is the lesson of “something for nothing” aka Reaganomics.

The so-called economic concept of Ronald Reagan was one giant circle jerk. If you cut taxes you would increase Federal Revenues since economic activity would increase. This increase in economic activity would bring with it increased Federal tax revenues. In other words the tax cut would be self-funding - lost revenues today would be made up by increased tax revenues in the future -- from the very lost revenue. Got that? And Eurasia is always at war with Oceania.

Problem is -- it didn’t work. Even Reagan's budget director, David Stockman, changed his tune on "trickle-down" economics. Reagan cut taxes (mostly for the wealthy) just did not produce economic activity fast or large enough to generate new taxes to pay for Reagan’s star turn on Sale of Century – shopping for Defense. It took Reaganomics only 8 years to increase the national debt (mostly from defense spending) from $1 trillion to about $3.5 trillion (as a note today it stands at over $10 trillion thanks mainly to that other W.). For a man famous for saying "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'," somehow Ronald Reagan managed to expand the federal government by about 90%.

Money for nothing and the chicks, B-1 bombers and aircraft carriers for free.

So now we have this “problem” of what to do about health care. Everybody wants health care – even rich people think the poor, untouchables, cagots, dalit, burakumin and non-aristocracy deserve some modicrum of decent, basic, health care.

Problem NO ONE WANTS to pay for it. Ronald Reagan spent eight years convincing all of America, even Democratic voters, that we can have everything for free. Reagan got rid of the nasty commies – and he cut your taxes! Reagan made America strong – and he cut your taxes! Reagan made American products the envy of the world – and he cut your taxes! [These are policies George W. Bush would use as well to rally the party faithful as well]. I will give Reagan credit - he succeeded beyond his wildest dreams. Americans (especially Republicans in Congress) will settle for nothing less than something for nothing.

So Mr. Obama, if Saint Ronnie can give us something for free, so can you. As for health care - use the same magic as Reagan and give us a health care system that is the envy of the world – but just don’t let it cost a nickel OR RAISE MY TAXES. Money for wars – plenty, money for cancer – not on my nickel.

Back to Reagan. So what exactly did the revered Ronald Reagan succeed at? I see two things. One - Reagan succeeded in changing American culture from one of looking out for each other to one of looking out for one's self and two - Reagan also spawned a Mickey Mouse club of leadership that is further destroying whatever is left of this country.



Who's the leader of the party
That's made for only me
R-O-N-A-L-D R-E-A-G-A-N
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're not welcome as can be
R-O-N-A-L-D R-E-A-G-A-N


Saturday, July 11, 2009

Я могу увидеть Россия


Sarah: Dick, how are we going to steal car from moose and Mark?
Bill: Drill, Bahby Drill
Dick: Easy, we are going into the used car business.
Sarah: Would be importing from Argentina be easier?



Dick: I would be foiled again!
Sarah: Don't you mean, "Fuck! Foiled again!"?
Dick: Please, Sarah. This is kiddie show.



Boris: I am part of one of the biggest advertising company's in the country. Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen and Fink.
Newt: Yeah, I have heard of those first three fellows, but who is Fink?
Boris: I am Fink.
Natasha: You can say that again dahling



Dick: Ah, it good to be back on campus.
Sarah: Dick, you went to college? Penn State?
Dick: No, state pen.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

60's Thursday - Death by a Thousand Conspiracies

Jim Marrs is one of the leading investigators into the Kennedy Assassination. In his book Crossfire, The Plot That Kill Kennedy, he lists 103 people who have died in strange, mysterious, or convenient ways.

Whether you believe in a conspiracy theory (multiple gunmen, Castro, the CIA etc.) around the murder of John Kennedy, there is no doubt the assassination of the 35th president of the United States remains the crime of the century one of the most controversial events in American history. (Personally I believe there is some sort of conspiracy and definitely a government cover-up, but there is enough written and published on this topic, another diatribe from this amateur sleuth would add nothing).

Marrs has been called nut, whack-o and liar. People have gone through his list and have allegedly debunked a lot of it. No matter how you slice it, a lot of people connected directly or indirectly to the case, seemed to have met strange, if not untimely deaths. Coincidence? Just the odds? A grand plan? Who knows – as important as this event is, reading about all the theories is a lot more fascination or interesting than listening to the constant bombardment of Sarah Palin and Michael Jackson shit…

46 years later, the case still fascinates and brings out intense emotion in many people. Here are three of the more interesting deaths on Marrs list….

Karyn Kupcinet was a young actress in LA just getting started in show business. A few days after the assassination of Kennedy, Kupcinet was found dead. Kupcinet’s connection to the events in Dallas is through a bizarre phone call.

Shortly before the shots rang out in Dallas, a telephone operator reported that an agitated female told her the President would be killed. The call came from fifty miles north of Los Angeles. Conspiracy theorists suggest that Karyn had learned of the impending assassination from her father. She made this phone call in a desperate attempt to save the President. Days later, friends found Karyn Kupcinet dead. The coroner ruled she was strangled. Conspiracy theory says the mob had silenced her.

Who was Kupcinet’s father? Karyn Kupcinet was the daughter of Irv Kupcinet, a very prominent personality in Chicago. He wrote “Kup’s Column” for the Chicago Sun Times, hosted a talk show on local TV, and was announcer for the Bears games. Kupcinet knew everyone in the city, included prominent members of the Chicago mob. Irv Kupcinet also knew Jack Ruby very well.

Other conspiracy theorists do not think she made the phone call, but wonder if the actress was murdered to send a message to her father to keep silent. Another coincidence in the Kupcinet case was (it is alleged) that Karyn was somehow tied to Mary Jo Kopechne. They both went to college in Wellesley, Mass (not the same one). There is no proof she ever met Kopechne. But it sure makes for a good game of Six Degrees of Separation.

The Kupcinet case makes for great mystery.

On October 12, 1964, a 43-year-old Washington, DC area artist was shot to death on a path in Georgetown. While the murder of Mary Pinchot Meyer brought much criticism towards Washington's Police Department, it was the shadowy events of Meyer’s life that have kept this mystery alive. Marrs lists Mary Pinchot Meyer's death as one of the mysterious deaths associated with the assassination.

Mary Pinchot Meyer's death was nothing more than a tragedy until the National Enquirer printed a story in 1976 about a two-year affair she had with President Kennedy. The article’s source was James Truitt, the ex-husband of Ann Truitt, who was one of Mary's best friends. In the article, he claimed Mary had confided with him and his wife about her relationship with John Kennedy. He also stated she kept a dairy. Most people used to laugh off the Enquirer (with the state of news today, they are as credible – if not more - as many other organizations, including Fox) but content has since been confirmed by those involved.

Two phone calls the night of Meyer’s death added new dimensions. One came from Pierre Salinger, Kennedy’s Press Secretary, who was in Paris. It was not known that Salinger had been a friend of Mary's. The second was from Anne Truitt in Tokyo. She was Mary's closest friend. Mary had asked Anne to take her private diary 'if anything ever happened to me.' In another quirk of coincidence, Meyer’s ex-husband, Cord Meyer, worked at the CIA.

The diary contains a short section that discussed an affair between Mary and an unnamed person. Despite the anonymity, those who read it knew she meant the President of the United States.

The police investigation of Mary Meyer's murder concluded it was a botched rape or robbery attempt, in which, as she tried to escape, or get help, the assailant then gunned her down. Again – who knows, even her death was a coincidence and unrelated, the fact there is another well-connected person to Kennedy dying under mysterious circumstances just adds to the aura of mystery.

The most famous death connected to the Kennedy assassination is that of journalist and television personality Dorothy Kilgallen. It seems Dorothy had some sort of black shadow following her around.

In 1950, producers Mark Goodman and Bill Todman asked Dorothy (who was a very successful journalist and radio host) to be one of the panelists on their new television game show, What’s My Line. She emerged as the natural star of the show. When Arlene Francis, Bennet Cerf and Fred Allen were added to the panel, the show became one of the biggest hits of the 50’s. The game show made Dorothy nationally-known personality and the most famous female journalist of the 50’s. She would remain a panelist on the show for the rest of her life.

For a long time, Dorothy stayed away from covering politics in her column. When McCarthy was making news about communists in the government and Hollywood, Kilgallen stayed quiet. In the mid 50s, she covered the trial of Dr. Sam Sheppard (which later become the premise for The Fugitive). Sheppard was accused of murdering his wife and the trial captured national attention. Kilgallen, who had already written about the Lindbergh trial and rode in the doomed Hindeburgh, produced some of the best work of her career with this case and became even more famous.

In early 1964, Jack Ruby was about to stand trial for the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald. Dorothy was not assigned to cover the trial, but she took it on herself to go to Dallas and report on the proceedings.

Using her years of experience, Dorothy met with Ruby's lawyers. They were impressed enough with Dorothy's work and credentials that they showed her some correspondence with the the Department of Justice. What they showed her was the fact the Government refused to make any material related to Oswald available. Dorothy found this highly unusual and suspicious and she wrote about this in her column. For the first time, someone talked about the Kennedy assassination openly in the press.

During a recess in the trial, the attorneys introduced Dorothy to Ruby himself. They chatted briefly, and then she left him as the trial resumed. She requested another meeting with Ruby, this time a private one, saying she had some information for him from a mutual friend. Ruby's lawyers granted the request. No one knows what they talked about or who the mutual friend was, or what exactlyDorothy learned from Ruby. The amount of time she met with Ruvy is claimed to be anywhere from 5 minutes to a half hour. She never mentioned the meetings in her column, nor did she leak any details of what may have transpired. The trial ended with Ruby's conviction, and Dorothy returned home to New York.

Back in New York, Dorothy was a surprise witness for the defense in comedian Lenny Bruce’s well-publicized obscenity trial. Bruce was ultimately acquitted, thanks in part to Dorothy's testimony.
They've killed the President, the government is not prepared to tell us the truth, and I'm going to do everything in my power to find out what happened.
-- Dorothy, to fellow investigator and New York assemblyman Mark Lane.

The mystery surrounding the Kennedy assassination haunted Kilgallen. She hadn't forgotten the Justice Department's refusal to release the Oswald material. Dorothy wanted to know why, and began to believe the government knew more than it was willing to say. She managed to obtain a copy of the yet-unreleased Warren Commission's final report and began publishing parts of it in her columns. Furious, the Commission requested that FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover find out how Dorothy Kilgallen got the report. Dorothy never revealed her source, nor did anyone else discover it.

Dorothy returned to Dallas to check out discrepancies she found in the Dallas statements and the official police logs relating to the assassination. Again, she published what she discovered. She continued to break all the rules about keeping quiet and published revelation after revelation: a mysterious 'oil man' who met with Ruby, witnesses allegedly threatened by the Dallas police or the FBI; clandestine meetings between people involved in the crime, people that weren't ever supposed to have met. Dorothy told a few friends that she was going to get the real facts between what she called "the biggest story of the century.”

Dorothy believed that the famous photograph of Oswald with gun that was featured on the cover of Life magazine was altered. She planned a return trip to Dallas, and a trip to New Orleans to meet someone who would give her information. Kilgallen taped an episode of What's My Line on Sunday, November 7, 1965. The next day - Monday, November 8, Dorothy Kilgallen was found dead in her New York aparment, sitting up in bed. All her notes regarding the Kennedy assassination had vanished. It is said Kilgallen had told many of her friends she was going to “blow the whole Kennedy case wide open.” Here is the real conspiracy theory - the next day - Tuesday November 9th, the entire Northeast, including New York City was plunged into darkness under a massive blackout.

The official cause of Kilgallen's death was given as "acute ethanol and barbiturate intoxication – circumstances undetermined". Years before, Kilgallen had developed problems with both barbiturates and alcohol. The "undetermined" was whether her death was accidental or suicidal. In his 1977 biography of Kilgallen, Lee Israel concluded that some sort of coverup had been staged.

Was Dorothy Kilgallen "silenced"? We will never know. She was said to have returned from one of her trips and left behind a package of documents, "to be made public if anything ever happens to me", but there is no evidence that this ever happened nor has any such package surfaced. Though it was ultimately ruled accidental, the exact circumstances of Dorothy Kilgallen's death, like Kupcinet, Meyer and John Kennedy remain unresolved.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Thy Kingdom Come

What is the old saying - it is good to be King..
Well it wasn't a good week for the Kings


first the King of Pop


Then Congressman Peter King of New York (le Douchebag Royale in French)



Ok, Pete we know the coverage of Michael Jackson (King of Pop) has been - shall we say - overdrawn and excessive. And we know Jackson had a very shady history, to say the least. But you are a Congressman (a term I use loosely with you) and the least you could do is show a little bit of tact. If you believe all the things you say about Jackson, fine - keep it to yourself.

King is one of a dying breed in the Northeast - a Republican Congressman. There are NONE in New England, and 4 in New York. And Pete, ask your friend George Allen about how what you say lives on forever (and ever). If you have any intention of running for Senate in New York, you might want to remember that 20% of the population of the state of New York is African-American.

But the real King Shit this week is Congressman Steven King of Iowa (not Stephen King of Carrie fame).

One of the most shameful things about our seat of power - the US Capitol - is that the Statue of Freedom that sits on top was built by slave labor. Today, the House of Representatives sought to make some amends (albeit too late) for that with a non-binding resolution acknowledging the role slaves played in the construction.

The vote was 399-1. Guess who the one was. The inimitable Steven King

The purpose of the resolution was to allow for a marker to be placed in Emancipation Hall in the Capitol Visitor Center. This plaque will acknowledge the role that slaves played in the construction.

In 2007, King introduced a resolution recognizing the importance of Christians and the Christian faith. Read into that as you will

Monday, July 6, 2009

Hell's Kitchen

It has been kind of hot in the GOP kitchen as of late - hotter than hell. Between hiking in Appalachia, hastily called press conferences, dragged out Senate races, calling Supreme Court nominees racists, denying children lunches, and just being plain old ordinary run-of-the-mill hypocrites - it as if the Republicans exist in some sort of Game Show reality.

Well they do.



Hell's Kitchen, the game of cooking and gagging - hosted by George Bush


We welcome today, the three chefs who know what it is like to have their goose cooked
Sneaking in from Nevada - Chef John
Hiking in from South Carolina - Chef Mark
Flying in from Russia - Chef Sarah


And today's Judges are four very tough critics - critics who know exactly where their taste is located.
Judge Sally - go wild with your cooking and she will haul your ass into jail
Judge Cynthia - no child's play (or food) for this judge
Judge Mental - she is not fond of ethnic food
Judge Ginnie - hanging sausage on a fence - well that is just an incident.


your secret ingredients:
A can of Shitto
Leeks
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Goat Smegma

Your job today is to make a full course meal using all the above ingredients in their entirety. If anyone survives the taste test, you receive absolution.


Chef John is make Dinosaur egg omelette infused with refried Shitto with a ragout of goat smegma. On the side their is leek salad with freedom fried Rocky Mountain Oysters. Chef John with be "relieved" by his assistant.



And Chef Sarah what are you making?
Chef Sarah is making Russian specialty Rocky Mountain Oysters Kiev - which are Rocky Mountain Oysters wrapped around leeks and goat smegma. On the side there is a hasty pudding with a reduction of Shitto drilled into a moose crust.


Chef Mark is making some Argentine soul food. He is spicing his Shitto with some hot tamale and mixing with pan-seared Rocky Mountain Oysters. Chef Mark will then take a leek and flame the goat smegma.


And the winner is........


There are no winners in the GOP kitchen. Only a lot a puke.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Flowers for Sarah-non

The main character of the novel Flowers for Algernon is Charlie Gordon, a simple man with an arrested emotional development and an IQ of 68. Charlie is selected to undergo an experimental surgical technique that will raise his intelligence and emotional level, a procedure that has been successfully performed on a mouse named Algernon.

After the surgery, Charlie’s IQ reaches 185 and he begins to see the world as new man. However this new world around him is not quite the same as it was when he was sheltered. People begin to resent him and Charlie doesn’t know quite how to relate with this new found capacity.

While Charlie is changing, Algernon the mouse begins to regress and become erratic. Charlie realizes that his time is only temporary and he too will revert to his old condition. In the end Algernon dies, and Charlie asks to have flowers placed on Algernon’s grave.

Well the story of Sarah Palin is not much different. You have an emotionally arrested and intellectually challenged woman plucked from obscurity to be the experiment in a failing presidential bid. Within days, she is able to charm the pants off (literally) off the old white men in the party and the Kristian Krazy Klan who think she is some sort of reincarnation of Joan of Arc and June Cleaver.

Sarah quickly began to believe her own shit didn’t stink – as the GOP organizers stack her crowds with throngs of ignorant and uneducated adoring fans constantly cheering her every word and every move. Her opinion of herself began to show no bounds – you could even tell she resented the fact she wasn’t on top (one can only imagine what does on in the Palin bedroom – and it isn’t looking at Russia out the window). She even used her own children as props in the egomaniacal world of Sarah Palin. The party elders gave her a lot of room to spew the winks and “you betchas” – they figured they had nothing to lose. They even threw in $150,000 of clothing and most notably turned their ears away when she began to accuse her opponents of “paling around with terrorists.”

In short they had created Charlie/Algernon.

After losing (and losing bad, in large part due to her), Sarah could not retreat back to her small and pitiful life as the governor of the largest state (in area) in the union. And as with Charlie/Algernon, the experiment began to go awry.

Sarah began to see reality setting back in. She now had to go back to Juneau and be away from adoring descamisados. Her popularity in Alaska dropped 30-35 points. Charges of corruption and ethics violations sprang up. The press wasn't loving the Princess anymore. Was it the Vanity Fair article that finally ended this (ig)noble experiment – who knows and who cares? But Sarah the Hockey Mom, Sarah the Barracuda, Sarah the Pitbull with lipstick, found out that she wasn’t universally loved and that governing in the spotlight was actually hard work (something she never had to do). It appears that even many in the GOP – the party that helped create the monster Sarah, were now secretly trying to sabotage her. If 80% of the country smelled loser, they had to be sniffing the stink too.

Palin’s already notorious self-absorbed behavior had become even more erratic in recent months. In shades of Dan Quayle, she picked fights with a 19-year old -- the father of her unwed daughter's child - Levi Johnston and then decided to take on comedian David Letterman. She blew off GOP functions. And in her final act of retreating back to the old emotionally arrested Sarah – she hastily called a press conference in her backyard to quit, as a stunned Lt. Governor stood in disbelief.

As a final knock on Sarah, the geese flying over Wasilla were even laughing.

In all the years I have followed politics, I have never been so tired of hearing about someone so stupid in my life. We have had a lot of stupid or pitiful leaders – we had one for the past 8 years, we had another from 1980-88. We have one as the governor of New York right now. But as bad as those three are – none of them can hold a candle to the complete idiocy and soap opera of As The Stomach Turns Palin. She is in a class all by herself.

When did being so uncurious and intellectually deprived become something we aspire to in this country? Wasn't 8 years of Bush enough? Haven’t we learned that smarts count for something – even if you don’t agree with the politics or theory? I loathe the policies and politics of Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich with every bone in my body – but neither of them are idiots. I bet Algernon the mouse read more newspapers and had a higher IQ than stupid Sarah.

It is highly unlikely Sarah Palin realizes what a joke she has become. Or maybe she simply doesn’t care. Emotionally void egotists like Palin are incapable sensing what others are thinking. Or maybe Sarah is fooling us all and does realize that while she has nothing to offer other than her self-centered reality (and the ability to give Rich Lowry wet dreams) – that quitting at this point will be her last laugh - financially. After all, not everyone (like 80% of the country) believes incoherent stump speeches and sexy winks can create national security and economic growth. But the crowd that is glued to Fox News sure does. Rupert Murdoch and Fat Boy Ailes will pay her a pretty penny to ensure those Nielsen ratings stay high. And with enough winks and terrorist charges - Fox News can retain its lofty position among the nuthouse crowd.

I have been trying to think of any high level government official who quit mid-first term (or at any time) without a scandal or real personal/family crisis. And when they did quit I don’t believe any of them used the excuse of “being a lame duck” or a dead fish. On those terms – George W. Bush should have quit on January 22, 2005 – and the world would have been a much better place.

Palin said several times on the 2008 campaign trail that being Governor was the second highest position in this country and that Obama had no experience managing. Well the Moose Queen of the North had both and has opted to quit for a higher calling.

The only higher calling Sarah Palin knows of is that of Benjamin Franklin on the $100 bill. Sarah has taught us all a valuable lesson - when the going gets tough, the Barracuda go to Fox.

Can ANYONE imagine Commander in Chief Palin and that 3am phone call? Even poor little Algernon cannot.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Goodbye Presidential Road

The Tea Bag Parties planned for this holiday weekend are looking more and more like they are turning into Tea Bag Wakes.


Goodbye Presidential Road.

Today Sarah Palin became the third Republican Superstar in a short period of time to be voted off GOP Presidential Candidate Island. Our Miss Sarah resigned as Governor of Alaska with more than 18 months to go in her term. In her rambling, incoherent and downright laughable resignation speech she gave a litany of reasons excuses for this surprise decision. She mentioned such things as her kids, lame duck status, and wasting money. If you actually had the patience to listen to the nonsense pouring out of Mooselini’s brain dead brain, it actually made a Bush speech seem logical.

If anyone isn’t convinced that Nanookie of the North doesn’t have Narcissitic Personality Disorder, they ought to be now. But more importantly, I sense Sarah realized the potential of mega bucks that could come from book, speech and television deals would not be realized if she was Governor.

Less than one year ago, this complete inept and idiotic excuse for a leader was unleashed on the American people as some sort of bold move to reinvigorate a party in turmoil and make John McCain seem hip. If we thought Hillary Clinton was polarizing – Sarah took divisiveness to a new level. The hard-core base fell in love – here was a woman with the ability to give the old white men in charge of the GOP a boner. The rest of the country was either in hysterics, shock or just appalled.

Now we are seeing that this former mayor of a small town that has an alarming rate of drug use couldn’t even cut it for a full term as a Governor. CNN reported that she was sniffling at her press conference and claimed there was a 'national full-court press' against her – basically that the press was being mean to her. What I think finally happened was after five very bad months, the release of a very damaging article in Vanity Fair this week was the final blow to "fragile ego" of Mooselini. We all know another shoe is about to drop.

Obviously this kitchen was way too hot for Chef Sarah. Or maybe Sarah is just bored with the simple life of remote Alaska and Hollywood looked so much more appealing. Or more likely the Governor finally realized the entire Sarah Palin façade was about to crumble under another scandal.

If the Republican Party actually believes that this idiot is even remotely qualified to run for President in 3 years, they even more nuts than I thought.

Most of America (and the world) loves the idea of a Sarah Palin going down in flames. This is yet another huge blow to the GOP. Ensign – gone. Sanford – gone. Coleman – gone. Limbaugh - completely off the deep end. Insiders are anonymously admitting that the party seems to be in a death spiral. And now, the darling of the Radical Nut Base is exiting stage left.

So goodbye presidential road
Where the moose of society are used
You can't be mean to me if I ain’t the gov
I'm going to be on Faux News

Back to the howling oil wells in the woods
Stopping Putin from flying over
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the Presidential road

Thursday, July 2, 2009

60's Thursday - To The Moon Alice

On May 25, 1961, President John Kennedy spoke these words to Congress
"I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth."
In a decade filled with blackouts, civil unrest, several major wars and the assassination of the man who made this pledge, it was quite amazing that only 8 years and 2 months later, Kennedy’s dream was fulfilled.

The prime mission objective of Apollo 11 is stated simply: "Perform a manned lunar landing and return".

On July 16, 1969, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins (A, A, C – the same initials of the first three men on Earth according to the Bible – Adam, Abel, Cain) blasted off from Florida for their ¼ million mile trip to the Moon. After orbiting the moon, the Lunar Module Eagle separated from the mothership Columbia and began its descent to the Sea of Tranquility.

Several hours later, Armstrong opened the hatch and released the surface television camera know as the Modularized Equipment Stowage Assembly (MESA). The MESA would record mankind's first step on the Moon. At 10:56PM EDT, Neil Armstrong climbed out of the Lunar Module Eagle and took the first steps by a human on another planetary body (we all know what he said). A few seconds later, Buzz Aldrin emerged from the module and followed Armstrong.

A sample of lunar surface material was collected immediately and stowed to assure that, if a situation arose requiring an early end to the lunar mission, samples of material would be returned to Earth.

The astronauts remained on the moon for 21 hours and 38 minutes. They collected around 46 lbs of rock, planted a flag, and played golf (oops that was a later moon mission). The entire Apollo program cost around $25 billion in 1969 - which would be around $150 billion today (we have spent 7x more in Iraq – and what do we have to show for that?).

In every way, Apollo 11 was a smashing success – it achieved its primary mission to perform a manned lunar landing and return safely to Earth and it provided scientists with a trove of samples to analyze and examine. Apollo 11 paved the way for 6 more lunar missions to follow (5 of which landed on the Moon). More significantly, Apollo 11 gave the United States a major shot in the arm of pride, technological superiority and confidence.

The Apollo moon mission was perhaps mankind’s greatest technological achievement. It also was the United States at its finest moment. For eight short days the world literally came together to celebrate something positive, a truly miraculous invention, and an achievement that many thought could never happen in their lifetime.

What is also incredible is that the computer I am using to write this post is infinitely more sophisticated than the computers that took Apollo 11 to the Moon. A 4-year old would scoff at the limited abilities of computers used in 1969. A machine with the same power as this PC would have cost millions of dollars would have taken up a warehouse of space. One of the most complicated and dangerous science experiments ever planned was achieved with a computer that couldn’t run child’s software written today. The fact that NASA was so successful and did it without a major hitch is incredible.

The world was changed in so many ways after Apollo 11. Technology expanded at a rapid pace. Inventions used to get man to the Moon became part of every day life. Scientific advancements began to take hold and the mysteries of the Universe began to unravel. However, it didn’t take very long to for that incredible high to revert back to strife, hatred, war and plain reality. In many ways, it was the peak of power and pride for America. After this peak, the US would begin to witness an accelerating decline as a society in many ways.

Triumph turns to arrogance turns to hubris turns to disaster

The nightmare of Vietnam would get worse before finally collapsing in 1975. The President of the United States would be embroiled in criminal activity and forced to resign in 1974. Our dependence on cheap foreign oil would bring about gas lines and recession in 1973. The US government began to not-so-secretly nose around in places that it should not have been (like Chile) in the mid 1970's. Before long we would vote in a moron (1980) and elect appoint an even bigger asshole (2000) president whose policies would insure our current place.

If you ask some people (like Sally Kern), they would tell you America has declined because of drinking, drugs, gays and liberals. But if you look carefully, you can see America has declined because our goals of achievement and betterment for mankind became achievement and betterment for me.

For some reason, the triumph of Apollo 11 seemed to mark the end of the challenges this country dared to face and conquer. The enormous success of the Moon landing should have been a stepping stone to even loftier goals and improving our lives on Earth. Instead, America 40-years later has resorted to a place where ending free lunches for kids, preventing universal health care for all citizens, and stopping gays from getting married are more crucial and imperative. This is one Eagle that landed but never took off again.

A Gallup Poll a few years back show 89% of the US public believed the landings were genuine 6% believed they were staged, and 5% were undecided. You know where Sally Kern stands. She is a fan of Capricorn One.


HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH
FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON
JULY 1969 A.D.
WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND

(today someone like Newt Gingrich would change those last two words to THE UNITED STATES



There is a reason we have not gone back to the moon since 1972.


Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Not a Kernel of Truth

There is a horse race (or rather a horses’s ass race) between State Representative Sally Kern of Oklahoma and State Representative Cynthia “hunger is a positive motivator” Davis of Missouri for the most insane scumbag in state government today. After today, I think Sally is pulling away and heading straight for the glue factory.

Back in March, Sally said this tidbit:
"Studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexualityhas lasted more than, you know, a few decades. So it's the death knell of this country. I honestly think it's the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam — which I think is a big threat, okay? Cause what's happening now is they are going after, in schools, two-year olds...And this stuff is deadly, and it's spreading, and it will destroy our young people, it will destroy this nation."
When the sane people of America called her out on her blatant hate (to say the least), Kern said “I said nothing that was not true.” She refused to apologize. In the spirit of hate that must be unique to the Sooner state – she received a standing ovation from Republican legislators.

Barely 5 days ago, Kern wrote the following in an op-ed for the Oklahoma Gazette:
"Granting marriage status to homosexuals who comprise little more than 3 percent of the population would be like granting all applicants admission to a prestigious college just because a few meet the qualifications. That school’s status would fall. Likewise, the status of marriage will fall if same-sex marriage is legalized."
Well Kern is on a lunacy roll. Today this poor excuse for joining an X and Y chromosome in a jackal's uterus introduced the "Oklahoma Citizens Proclamation for Morality" in the state legislature. Here are some highlights from the “sane” caverns of Sally’s brain-dead brain.
  • States President Obama’s celebration of Gay Pride is a direct cause of the recession
  • States President Obama’s ending of National Prayer Day at the White House also caused the recession.
  • States the US has become the world leader in abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, divorce, sex trafficking, child abuse and just plain old debauchery
  • States the US Government is forsaking its rich Christian heritage
It goes on to blather about
  • That we should look to the Lord for national awakening
  • that the government should be capable of contending with unbridled passions
  • that the Constitution was made only for religious people
  • that freedom belongs to the laws of God
  • that the country was founded by Christians
  • that men rule with the fear of God
and a lot more crap from this human piece of shit. All kidding aside, you have to wonder about the upbringing of such a horrible person that would cause her to embrace hate so enthusiastically.

I ask – does Sally realize in addition to blaming Obama, she is also blaming the hero of her Kristian Konservative Klan – Sarah Palin, whose daughter gave into a night of debauchery and unbridled passions with a certain Levi Johnston. Oh and Mark Sanford, John Ensign, Dave Vitter, Larry Craig, Newt Gingrich, Helen Chenoweth, Bob Livingston, Bob Packwood etc.

A little about Our Miss Sally

I ventured over the Sally Kern website (I will not link to it). Sally has such a sense of humor – her play on words at her website is such a laugh riot – she calls herself SALLY KERNservative. Sally represents Destruct 84. Before being elected to embarrass Oklahoma, she was teaching high school in Oklahoma City – where she coached women’s volleyball (no comments from the peanut gallery necessary on THAT one).

Her BIG issue is the sanctity of life – “I believe that all human life is a gift from God, and, therefore, is sacred.” But a few paragraphs down Sally so aptly says – “I support the death penalty for capital offenses.” Sally’s is one of those pro-lifers.

Sally, a proud member of the NRA, graduated from the University of Texas in 1971. Back in 1966, Charles Whitman climbed the U of T tower and began shooting randomly. It wouldn’t surprise me if he went over the edge after banging a teenage Sally Kern and getting syphillis. Sally is married to an Oklahoma Baptist pastor. She has unfortunately procreated, having two sons. Back in March, many websites claimed her son Jesse was gay. I couldn’t find any definitive proof, but I with a mother like that, it wouldn’t surprise me.

Back in 2008, Sally Get Your Gun was stopped twice for bringing a loaded gun into the Oklahoma State Capitol. She was not charged for either crime.

I think she should be charged with crimes against humanity. And forced to eat eggs.